Kamryn: At least you're using that Journalism Associates for something.
Yeah. Even in spite of failing that one semester of college.
Kamryn: Nice tag-team burn.
Thank you. Glad you're being agreeable.
Kamryn: Well the twenty bucks you paid me not to act out sure is helping.
I thought we agreed not too mention that...
Kamryn: Get on with the questions.
Okay! Let's start it off light and silly. Do you like the outdoors or the indoors better?
Kamryn: I really like a fair balance of either. Indoors is nice, but I also love to hang outdoors. I am not really too picky.
If you could be any type of Tree, what Tree would you be?
Kamryn: Um... Trees? I don't know much about trees. Can I be a person named tree? Because there was that cute character from that one Happy Death Day movie named Tree. Can I be her? Because she was a boss.
What's your favorite sandwich?
Kamryn: Philly Cheese Steak! Greasy and Cheesy!
What is your personal definition of success?
Kamryn: Hmmm... Well... I guess just getting something done could be considered successful. I have kinda low standards as far as life goes...
Favorite genre of video game?
Kamryn: Horror is my favorite right now. I am currently playing Bendy and the Ink Machine.
Have you ever kissed someone in exchange for casu marzu?
Kamryn: I-I'm sorry! What?
Here. I googled it on my phone...
Kamryn: Um... Oh my god... Can I kiss someone without the Casu Marzu?
Why would you have to ask me? It is your life.
Kamryn: You're the best.
If you had to pick one place in the world to go where would it be?
Kamryn: Disney! Disney is awesome!
If you could change your name, would you? And what would you change it to?
Kamryn: Honestly, just my last name so I wouldn't be associated with my brother. You'd be looking at Kamryn West.
What do you think of pineapple on pizza?
Kamryn: I love it. And if you have a problem with that, you are a...
EXCUSE ME. Please do not threaten my audience. NEXT QUESTION. Whats the heaviest thing you've lifted?
Jarrod: YOU DID IT AGAIN?!
Jarrod. You had your time. GET OUT. Actually No Wait! Stay. Here's one you might like. Rawr Rawr Rawer?
Kamryn: I am afraid I don't speak... whatever that is?
Jarrod: Oh.I hope it's flirting for me.
Kamryn: You'd flirt with anything that moves, weirdo.
Jarrod: That's not true! I didn't flirt with those folks from Toledo...
Kamryn: They were criminals. Honestly, I respected you for that.
Jarrod: If that is all. I am gone.
Goodbye then! Okay. I have one silly question before I move to a few more serious ones,
Okay. If a train leaves Detroit at ninety miles an hour, and you could be any type of animal you wanted to be, what kind of sound does a tree make?
Kamryn: You've got to be kidding. HA! A red panda, and trees sound like the wind whistling through a tea kettle with the voice of Whitney Houston.
And now for the serious questions. Why did you run away?
Kamryn: Well then... You get right to juicy ones don't you. I was... having some disagreements with my family on how I was living my own life. I couldn't take the pressure... So me and my friend Abi ran off... That was how we got kidnapped...
This one could go with this... what disappoints you the most?
Kamryn: Lots of things... But if I am going off of this question. I was disappointed when my family decided to turn on me. I was basically was pushed to run. Family was basically reduced to bull crap for me.
What is your greatest fear?
Kamryn: That one day... I would wake up to find out I am stuck in the same horrible situation that I was stuck in... That some of the people who are in my life now wouldn't be there anymore and it would be all my fault.
That seems rather dark... But that is what they wanted to know.
Kamryn: Yep it is.
Thanks to everyone who sent me questions for this character interview! For those of you who sent Korey questions, you will see that interview up within the next few days.
Have a lovely rest of the weekend everyone!